Man Appears to Pleasure Himself with Cucumber in Driveway, Caught on Camera

Groceries are not as affordable as they used to be … but, they’re still remarkably cheaper than sex toys — and, one man was caught on video enjoying the less-expensive option.

A man near Washington, D.C. appeared to abuse his lunch last week … video captures him ducking through a broken fence with a lunch box in hand, placing it on a small flight of stairs.

Check out the clip … the man walks over to the front of a car — taking a cucumber with him, and appears to shimmy the veggie into the car’s grille.

It’s hard to see exactly what this individual does … but, while looking around to make sure he’s alone, this person turns around, appears to drop his pants … and does a shimmy of his own, rhythmically bouncing on the makeshift sex toy. He then enjoys a post-session cigarette.

He eventually grabs his cucumber, puts it back in his lunch box and heads on his way — but not before a bit of round 2, it seems. No word on the fate of the cucumber, but we certainly hope it ended up in the trash … and not in someone’s salad.

Catherine Baker, the woman who owns the home where all this went down, spoke to DC News Now … saying she wants people in the area to be aware and vigilant of this kind of behavior on their streets.

This individual walked away from the scene cool as a cucumber … but, this security footage may land him in a bit of a pickle!